I less than three this. (und: klick!)

wunderbare Aussagen. z.B.

6. I don’t want to say crossed eyes, but have you seen Kristen Bells eyes? Well whatever her eyes are considered. I feel like they’re a tiny bit crossed, and whenever I meet a girl with a slightly lazy eye, I’m instantly attracted. I don’t even want to say lazy eye though, more like unmotivated eye.

..einige vielleicht auch leicht bis mittel seltsam, aber…so etwas kann ich euch doch nicht vorenthalten!